Rise of the Jedi Podcast - Episode 1
Rise of the Jedi Podcast - Episode 1 --The Empire has been dissolved into a smoking amalgam (Like Tesla's Lab in 1895). Jedi, Tesla in cursive spelling Yoda, have successfully saved the data (tapes?) containing plans to the Death Star in R2D2 units around the world. On the anniversary of George Washington & (Or what would be his brother) plan to cross the Delaware.
Learn Nikola Tesla's ways of The Force, the Jedi Mind Tricks, the Dark Side and the plans to the Death Star. Then become a member of the Jedi Order. Nikola Tesla's Death Star @ Wardenclyffe & The Power of the Force with #Instinct, #Intuition #Imagination featuring JP Morgan
Darth Vader: Don't be too proud of this technological terror you've constructed. The ability to destroy a planet is insignificant next to the power of the Force.
Rise of the Jedi Podcast Episode 1: Transcript
Welcome to Rise of the Jedi. I come to you with a message of the Empire and the for the Jedi; from the original Jedi Master, Nikola Tesla, known in cursive as Yoda. The emodiment of all Jedi's. In the last years, The Empire, basing it's New World Order on control of countries with food and continents with energy, has been shattered into a 1000 pieces. The old order of Clinton's Walmart, and George Herbert Walker Scherff, known as Curious George, HAARP, have been swept away.
The old Jedi's who used The Force from the free powers of the sun, the wind, the Ocean and the Ether for the side of Light, like Tesla, have caused the Empire to attack the Jedi's hometown, his home, and museum, four times, and yours, using the idea of "World Wars" as the excuse. The powers of The Force are unlimited compared to the old powers of destroying resources for energy. Today, the Empire hired Donald Trump, as the Emperor, with Presidential Directive Powers, and Alex Jones as the self proclaimed "Cobra Commander" as Darth Vader. The dark forces of the Information War have been commanded to quote "release the greatest evil onto mankind" and to "jam the signals" of the Jedi on the Internet with quote "fake news".
In the current episode, the Empire attempted to "end the Jedi", and failed. But in the previous episode, succeeded by the attempted assassination, castration and later kidnapping and torturing the old Jedi, Nikola Tesla. Despite the efforts of Princess Lea in hiding the plans to the Death Star, the Empire found the plans to the Death Star in a Multi-Decade Resistant Box; opened after 30 years of Yoda's disappearance. Their current attempt for a World Empire, however, has failed. The plans to the Death Star, at Wardenclyffe, and the free energy powers have been successfuly hidden by the old Jedi and now transfered to R2D2 units around the Galaxy.
Boba Fett hired by Darth Vader, failed to find and stop Hans Solo and his faster than light Mellenium Falcon from clearing a path for Luke Skywalker to destroy their Death Star. But the Emperor and the Empire is a Phantom Menace, of Fear, for Millenia using CRISES to create ORDER, and it will continue to be. Empire spy Snowden and troll trap Assange were sent throughout the Galaxy to determine what technology the Jedi's have created that would put an end to the power of the Empire. Both have failed. New Jedi energy ministers around Alderan, have declared "nothing can stop this transition".
Since the capture and disappearance of Nikola Tesla, the Empire has spent hundreds of Trillions of dollars in newer elements of their defense; from Depleted Uranium, Osmium and Iridium, to HydraZine or Napalm, to the Death Star's Directed Energy Weapons. The Empire has already used their weaponry in World War 2, on Vietnam, Iraq, Serbia and New York. The great Jedi, William Bill Cooper, declared the Empire is "at least, 50-100 years beyond, what you can even imagine". Another Jedi, the publisher of Borderland Books declared "we are living at least 1000 years behind, what's already known".
UNTIL THE LATEST of these conflicts, the Empire had no armaments industry. Only Thomas Edisons's DC coal plants and Incandescent light bulbs. With the Empire's Dark Side forces, their makers of plowshares could, with time and as required, make light sabers as well. But now the Empire can no longer risk emergency improvisation of its defense; they have been compelled to create a permanent armaments industry of vast proportions. Added to this, 5 million men and women are directly engaged in the Empire's defense.
The Empire spends on military security alone more than the net income of all private corporations. The Government has become the ultimate power in the Universe; as Emperor Obama declared "you must give your rights to an all powerful Soverign". THIS CONJUNCTION of an immense military establishment and a large arms industry is new to the Empire. The total influence economic, political, even spiritual is felt in every city, every State house, every office of the Empire.
The Emperor's loss of control of the Galaxy, created the imperative need for this development. Yet the Jedi must not fail to comprehend its grave implications. Our toil, resources and livelihood are all involved; so is the very structure of our society. IN THE COUNCILS of Empire, we must guard against the acquisition of unwarranted influence, whether sought or unsought, by the military industrial complex.
The potential for the disastrous rise of misplaced power exists and will persist. WE MUST NEVER let the weight of this combination endanger our liberties or democratic processes. We should take nothing for granted. Only an alert and knowledgeable Jedi can compel the proper meshing of the huge industrial and military machinery of the Empire with the Jedi's peaceful methods and goals, so that security and liberty may prosper together.
AKIN TO, and largely responsible for the sweeping changes in the Empire's industrial military posture, has been the technological revolution developed by Yoda. Yoda, under the auspices of the Empire, had been double crossed. The Empire, not aware of the powers of the Jedi, have spent your fortunes on research of The Force; but it has become more formalized, complex, and costly. A steadily increasing share is conducted for, by, or at the direction of, the Empire.
TODAY, the solitary Jedi, tinkering in his shop, has been overshadowed by task forces of New World Order stooges in laboratories and testing fields. In the same fashion, the free university, historically the fountainhead of free energy and scientific discovery, has experienced a revolution in the conduct of research. Partly because of the huge costs involved, an Empires contract becomes, virtually, a substitute for learning the true methods and uses of The Force. Even today, Disneyland, for example, was built by the Empires Army.
THE PROSPECT of domination of the nation's scholars by Empire employment, project allocations, and the power of fiat money is ever present and is gravely to be regarded. YET, in holding scientific research and discovery of The Force in respect, as we should, we must also be alert to the equal and opposite danger that the Empire has become the captive of a Dark Side scientific-technological elite. In the following episode, Episode 2, learn the powers of The Force, Jedi Mind Tricks and the Instinct, Intuition and Imagination of the Jedi. Begin training at Rise of the Jedi Podcast
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